I'm on a bus somewhere in the Carolinas right now, nearing the end of what has become my most bizarre travel experience ever. If you've read my previous Between Terminals post, you're probably thinking, 'doesn't she only add to that series when she flies?' You're right. Yet somehow now I find myself on a bus.
Here's the (long) story… My flight from Orlando to Charlotte was delayed about 30 minutes taking off, which made it a tight 35-minute connection once I got to Charlotte. Normally this would be okay, but the 30-passenger planes are on the opposite side of the airport from the big jets. By the time we landed and deplaned, my Charlotte-to-Asheville flight should have been boarded and ready for taxi and take-off. So like any other passenger who has to get from one end of a large international airport to the other in five minutes, I hailed one of those beeping carts to get me from the B terminal to the E terminal (where the puddle jumpers take off).
I didn't realize that the little beeping carts are at the mercy of the seemingly deaf hoards of people walking in front of them. The thought crossed my mind more than once that I should just get off the beeping cart and make my way from B to E on foot. But I decided to stay the course and made it to the center of all the concourses (where the old Cheers restaurant is now a place called Tequileria). I was asked to switch carts so that the B concourse's beeping cart could return back to home base. I switched carts two more times before I arrived at the stairs above the E concourse, at which point I took an escalator to yet another cart. I sat down and waited while my name and flight information (and that of four other beeping cart patrons) was recorded, I'm sure looking panicked at that point because my flight must have been on or around the runway.
I imagined myself chasing after the plane on the tarmac with my little gray wheeled suitcase and dropping everything (including myself) as the plane grew smaller and smaller, disappearing over the horizon.
It suddenly dawned on me just how much quicker walking would be at this point (I could see my gate in the distance) so I got up to walk and turned to thank the driver for her time when I felt the death grip of a very large and angry woman grasping my arm and thrusting me back into the beeping cart. What the crap? "Excuse me but I cannot let you off this cart until we arrive at your gate. Sit back down, ma'am. I know what I'm doing." Do you?
I sat back down, obediently, though wondering what kind of hair-brained airport policy refused an adult the right to walk to her own gate.
We arrived a few minutes (and about 128 beeps) later. The driver walked with me to the gate agent and told him that I was an unaccompanied minor who had given her some trouble. She whispered something to the man, presumably that I should have an eye kept on me, and turned to walk back to her cart. Seriously, what the crap??
I turned to the man — eyes wide — saying, "I'm sorry, sir, but she said I was a what?"
"How old are you?"
"I'm 21..."
Everyone had a good laugh, me with my hand outstretched offering my boarding pass and my eye on the pilot standing at the door.
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but your flight has been cancelled." Of course it has. Apparently while I was listening to a chorus of beeping carts on my journey through the Charlotte airport, a group of technicians was busy inspecting the Charlotte-to-Asheville plane, deciding that it had jumped one too many puddles and wasn't fit to fly. The passengers of flight 3683 would not be flying to Asheville today, but riding in a bus instead.
I dropped my bags at my feet and just smiled. It had to be a dream, right? I was just nodding off on the plane from Orlando to Charlotte and when I woke up and landed I'd call my parents to tell them what a crazy dream I'd had…
A voice came over the PA system and instructed all passengers going to Asheville to meet outside the doors of Baggage Claim D for a bus. And we all know that there are no PA systems in dreams, so it had to be real.
I went and waited outside the doors, just like the voice over the PA had instructed me to do, for an hour and a half. By that time most of our flight had retreated back to the interior of the building and were bonding over how much of a debacle this trip had turned out to be. I wanted to stay just a few more minutes in case the bus came. Finally a bus did come. Those of us who were still outside were overjoyed (I believe there was applause accompanying the squeak, squeak, clash of the bus's hydraulic system). Then I read the side of the bus: CHRISTIAN TOURS.
Why did US Airways send a Christian tour bus to pick us up? They didn't. Apparently that bus was reserved for the Christians who read their Isaiah chapters this week because I wasn't allowed on it.
I felt like I was under such a spiritual attack. Here I was, flying to North Carolina to get away from the craziness of my Orlando routine and spend some quality time with God and someone didn't want me to be in the right frame of mind for that. So I sent a text message to Jenn saying just that (she's all about spiritual attacks). I knew she'd be going into our Thursday night small group shortly and could say a little prayer beforehand. She sent me a response that read, "What can we pray about?" After I sent my response, I got a "failed" message from my phone. I had been sending texts to Richard, Zac, Nick, Kitty, and even Jenn before and after I sent the "please pray for…" message, but this one text message would not go through. Oh yeah, that was an attack.
But the Enemy didn't see this one coming…
The stretch of road before me is a brilliant picture book of page after page of God's most precious landscapes. An hour ago I felt so attacked, but now I feel like God is romancing me slowly through the Carolinas. The flowers are in bloom, the mountains are perfectly embraced by the surrounding clouds, and I am on a tour I never could have gotten from the sky.
I really need to thank the girls for their prayer because this has turned out to be such a blessing and a fantastic way to start my trip.
God bless US Airways.