A friend of mine recently told me that I should come with a warning label. Inspired by the mind-numbing ABC sitcom Freddie1, I bought a shirt that says, "I'm Complex." That's about as descriptive a label as I could find. But I found an even better label on some silly quiz site so here it is…
| THIS WAY UP á |
| Jamie has fragile contents which may break! |
From Go-Quiz.com
It's kind of ironic given both my personality and my history of falling down the stairs, stabbing my hand, dancing in pointe shoes, twisting into (yoga) knots and other things that are painful to watch. But I like it — dangit be careful with me I might break one of these days!
1 In one of the first episodes a girl was wearing a shirt that said "Psycho" and Freddie commented, "Hey — you came with a label!"